So how many months of money does he have left? It’s basically just a race to see whether he goes broke or dies first.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

There was a phase when we were really big into calling 911 from payphones then hanging up, then hiding nearby to see if the cops would come. This got problematic when we kept it going away at summer camp, where the one payphone must’ve been 30 minutes from any police station, and they would send a car out each and…

I don’t remember why, but in the third grade, I dared the class goofball to pull his pants all the way down at the urinal. He did, and took a nice long piss with his ass cheeks on full display.

My friends and I threw a bunch of snowballs at cars that were driving down a very busy street near my house. My mom caught us and was as angry at me as I’ve ever seen her, and for whatever reason I just could not grasp what the big deal was.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

Using what I paid attention to in networking class the previous year, I sent a message from a computer in my journalism classroom I believed nobody would receive. I was caught and suspended for the first day of my final week of senior year of high school, and barred from touching a school computer for the balance of…

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

I’ve got some shit to say about Ryan Gosling.

This is an awful opinion.

On the other hand:

And IIRC, he was the one who broke the news about the Access Hollywood tape that so many people thought would be the final death-blow.

In the grand scheme of things it’s minor, but Trump’s election almost certainly cost Fahrenthold a Pulitzer. (He should probably get it anyway, but I doubt he will.)

Somehow shocked you don’t have David Farenthold on here. I mean he exposed Trump’s charity scams and we all thought he would be a big deal, nope did little to nothing. Damn depressing man.

I find this unbelievable.

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Newt Gingrich was on the radio this morning saying that the phrase “drain the swamp” is no longer in use with Trump. It was just something that sounded good to crowds to get elected.

I remember last year with Gene Simmons bitching about it being the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because NWA got inducted and then Dr. Dre and Ice Cube were up there during their induction talking about how people were questioning whether or not they belonged and they went on about how rock and roll was an attidute about…

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a shit show from one end to the other. Being a great band, or influential, or whatever has nothing to do with getting inducted. The only thing that matters is that a bunch of aging hipsters decided you were cool. It was a tough thing to do, but they even out-shit-showed the Grammys…

Would you say that the heart of Rock N Roll is still beating?