“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”)

I’m going to try to upack one paragraph of this drivel as I am a masochist:

God damn it, Vox.

I mean... this has to be a pure trolling piece, right? Right? That 1st block quote reads like stream of consciousness gibberish from a frustrated English major, and the last block quote is sheer madness.

I LOVED Big Fish. It hit all the right notes of quirky and emotional for me.
However, I can totally understand why someone wouldn’t like it.
Example, the emotional impact worked for me. I could see someone considering it maudlin. I enjoyed the twist, and though it was pitch perfect. But I can wrap my head around someone…

Gotta be an ironic article right?

I haven’t read this Vox piece. (I’m an ass for commenting anyway, I know.) But I can’t really recall a moment in the first 7 movies in which they reflect on the violence or constant state of war. Duh, it’s always being shown. The battle scenes are bad ass. But I can reasonably see where this opinion would come from.
The…

The Star Wars franchise is about war. Truth in journalism.

This motherfucker is claiming Attack of the Clones is one of the “best” Star Wars films. That tells you just how many grains of salt with which to consider his opinion.

I write music criticism as a hobby, and it’s partly knowing your audience (which, The New Yorker, so I’m not totally sure where this falls) and figuring out a way to connect with the reader so you can jointly explore subtext without pretense. This definitely fails the latter part - which should never be the case with…

People like to hate on “I can’t even,” but how else are you supposed to respond to a review like that or the New Yorker one? Good God.

There’s a huge difference between taking it seriously as a work of art and whatever this review is.

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

Or this guy:

***THE ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE THIRD AND FINAL PREQUEL DURING THE MUCH PINED-FOR FIGHT THAT SET EVERYTHING TO COME IN MOTION***

Let’s see the byline photo:

Re: the headline “How High Was This Guy When He Saw Star Wars?”

The Times just published a pretty lukewarm review, too. I guess I am not surprised, but I am pretty sure my seven year-old won’t care, so I am looking forward to seeing it this weekend all the same.

Either that’s some epic satire of an overwrought movie review or that guy just loves the smell of his own farts.