Nominally the former, but practically the latter. Colleges would prefer to pretend that male sexuality is something that it isn’t, but since actually following that premise to its logical conclusion would result in worse backlash than we’ve already seen, cherry-picking the easiest-to-punish cases is the acceptable…

Is it what they said or that they were dumb enough to put it in an email?

Same goes for all of these teams. The Harvard ones also.

Bowles is literally Jim Caldwell. That’s become clear throughout the season.

For those of us that watch the shoe regularly (GUILTY!), the fact that they are separated comes as no surprise. The way that they talk to each other on the show, it always seemed like divorce was imminent.

He’s gonna be doing this head first when the Bills hire Jeff Fisher.

He’ll be managing the Bills in no time.

I think he’ll still get it. Believe it or not :(

Just imagine if Bowles gets canned---he can be the Fisheriest, Jetsiest hire ever.

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is some 4-9 bullshit. Dude earned a shot to set the record for most NFL losses.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

Repeating a story from Jezebel’s pissing contest on this subject:

I was waiting tables at a fairly ok restaurant in Evanson, IL that had a movie theater above it. They did the premiere for some small-budget Paul Reiser-Columbo movie, The Thing About My Folks. Paul is sitting on the patio with three or four other people. In the course of the meal, customers more or less leave him…

I was 9 years old and in Mankato, Minn., for the Minnesota Vikings training camp. My dad prodded me to get some autographs from famous Vikings, including coach Bud Grant. Bud, who is something of a legend in Minnesota despite his 0-4 Superbowl record, carried a purple pen and would only sign his autograph with it. We…

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

Once witnessed Jason Bateman give way too much shit to a run of the mill elevator operator at the SEC Championship Game in 2010. She was trying to explain to him that it wasn’t the correct elevator for him, but he was having none of it. Not much of a story there, but here ya go! Also, I’m sure approximately zero…

You’re lucky Dick didn’t declare war on you so he could get those books for free.