The single greatest thing about a Bears superbowl win would be never ever hearing about the fucking ‘85 Bears again.

I’m starting to think Russell Westbrook is just an elaborate Banksy piece.

Amen. The next thing you know, the cast of Hamilton is going to be singing that insufferable Go, Cubs, Go song. Enough already.

Rob Gronkowski: Yo it was probably Halloween in the California time zone.

I shutter to think what the media hype will be in OKC.

Westbrook-Durant beef

If you ask me, they’re both over entirely over-exposed.

I met a guy who went to expensive college USA - we will call him Chad - came to my university in Scotland and lived in our flat. His psychopath father was one of the US top corporate executives and they had a house in the Hamptons or Martha’s Vineyard or some other place. The son was so full of despair and hate for…

I have a friend who went to U Penn with Trump Sr. Yes, the one running for President. My friend is an older, East Coast conservative family white man, and he *despises* Trump. He describes Trump as the most despicable, venal human being he has ever met, with no redeeming characteristics.

Maybe he finally got himself into therapy. I can’t imagine Trump allowing him to go to a therapist as a kid. He’d probably call it being a weak loser.

It would seem, just based on looks, that his brother is the douchier of the two.

Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

“Sources said people at a neighboring table thought Trump was reacting too enthusiastically to a comic’s ethnic humor.”

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

I was a huge Ezra Klein fanboy during his Post days, and I still think he’s an exceptional writer, analyst and journalist. As an editor-and-chief of a news site, as a finder, evaluator and developer of writing talent...eh, that’s not really working out so well. There’s some good stuff on Vox (Todd VanDerWerff is one…

Next article on Vox:

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

This is great work. Thank you.