At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

It’s so fitting that he backs Trump. He cares about absolutely no one except himself and his rich friends.

God what an incorrigible douche.

Worth pointing out that they got Steven Adams with a pick from the James Harden trade, and now have a “23-year-old monster of a center” for whom a just-below-max contract was a good deal, while the Rockets are the ones locked into a roster that is trying to compete for the 8 seed every year.

I know this has been beaten to death a billion times already, but I will revel in the tears of this stolen team’s owner if they ever tank into the shitter and I will explode with ecstasy if the team gets moved as a result.

he can’t read yet

YOU get a nachos bell grande! YOU get a nachos bellgrande! NACHOS BELLGRANDE FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Eddie Lacy, the Oprah Winfrey of the NFL.

He is in cheese country after all. Doesn’t it just sit on the side of the road in Wisconsin?

Remember when Paul Ryan said one of his favorite bands was RATM?

I saw Flight of the Concords in Oregon. They made a joke that if you are voting for trump you’re a fucking moron- and the crowd laughed uniformly. The next joke was they aren’t sure if that joke will fly when they are in Florida. So fuck Florida?

Or remember her from roasts and when she dated Jeselnick.

Ooh, I figured it out—these are the people who’ve seen Trainwreck but not Inside Amy Schumer.

Why conservatives always expect their liberal-minded music/comedy/art/etc. idols to keep their beliefs under wraps is beyond me. Especially when you’re dealing with famously outspoken people, like Amy Schumer.

Similarly, i saw Prophets of Rage a few weeks ago in Tennessee. They basically launched their band in response to the 2016 election. Tennesseeans fucking love Trump and the core demographic for 90s metal/rock is going to have a lot of overlap with the core Trump demographic. Lord was that an interesting crowd and a…

Puscifer, which is Maynard James Keenan’s (of Tool), band just released a ridiculous anti Trump video this morning. The overlap of Tool fans and Trump voters is pretty high. Its hilarious watching all these dudes have a meltdown in the comment section on facebook over the video. I’m seeing Puscifer in concert a couple…

Furthermore, if they don’t want to be bitchslapped by comments about how much of a fuckface Trump is, why would they leave their house in the first place?

Even more horrifying to these poor bastards, they went to a Taylor Swift concert and heard pop music!!!!1!1!! They went to Hamilton and heard RAPPING!

Well, if they wanted to laugh, why’d they go to an Amy Schumer show?

Interesting.