If I were such a huge asshole that my family had to tell people that I had brain damage to explain my behavior, I’d MAYBE think about dialing it back just a bit.

Plonk. That is the sound I also heard when I read that Vince Vaughn wanted to put guns in schools. It is the sound of falling, falling, falling and then meaninglessly hitting the ground of dead esteem.

I actually understand what you’re saying completely.

My mom is Catholic and once told me that, to paraphrase, if the the only reason you don’t go out and murder, steal, rape, cheat, and commit crime everyday is because you are afraid of going to hell, you are a bad person and you sure as shit do not get religion.

Violence is seldom the answer.

The way this was written is glorious.

because few judges have had to assign child support to two men in a case of a mother with twins

It was for a few minutes...then it wasn’t...

Totally am! Thanks for your heartfelt comment :)

is that Ahmadinejad?

I applaud Kris Jenner for saying that to Hilton - more people should.

I find it hard to believe that there was a media event that Kris Jenner wasn’t able to insert herself into.

Is left shark MENSTRUATING?

Why is Left Shark’s rectum bleeding?

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

I don’t know, but I would like to be “in congress” with him.

well hello there aydian

You dated Newt Gingrich?

His dick isn't missing. That's a phallusy,