I do not believe this to be true.

Cherith Dumbreason

That’s methed up.

Sybann, if and when you grow older, I hope you learn not to say that to people because you’ll be hearing a lot of things twice, thrice. I don’t want you to be alone.

Well, let me first say to Mr. Ford that i agree we should all broaden our horizons.

Did Tom come down with a fierce case of cyborg face?

Well, you have your Dan Quayle, but you also have your Ben Quayle.. and I think he like to write dirty stories and stuff.

My first thought-response to this Kardashian article this morning was to ponder-dream about these things instead:

Please do not assume i need a cathartic cry. I cry real tears real time.

Jesus was a Unitarian, so....

I think you are arrogant and suffer from a chronic case of self-importance. You need to take a chill pill. This is my diagnosis, though I am NOT a doctor.

One word: Shelley Duval.

Doesnt Tiqua Timilla (whatevs) know that she would NOT be invited to a Hitler Family gathering?

Sads.

I’d do him.

I bet Melanania gets as big as a house!

C’mon, man! I’d poke my eye out.

Come to think of it, I’m going to open a bookstore for liberals, and I am going to call it, “The Consoling Bosom”... and the attached coffee shop I will call, “The Bosom of Respite”.

I need a bosom upon which to be consoled upon. A bosom of respite, as it were.

This is all fine and good to cover, but there is a je ne sais quois - I dont know what - element to it that makes me worry that this article might serve as an inspiration to a nutcase out there.