I wish he would admit he likes fucking men, too.

I would if it hadn’t had such extensive plastic surgery to make it more cock-like.

Yeah well that's all fine and good but that guy bugs the shit out of me.

I have never seen anyone handle balls like that. Amazing.

When everything is wrong, nothing is wrong?

That is one very attractive man.

Scenario C: Harry needed big, baggy pants because otherwise you would see me all up in his royal bisnis.

OMG. Now THAT’S a video on how to prepare fugu.

That is not cool.

I bet he’s for Trump.

He’ll be big. You may quote me.

He is so attractive, on many levels.

Not only am I a Democratic whore... I’m all hopey and shit while I do it.

Lindsay + engagement = baby = income.

I know she would totally judge me, and that’s okay, but... whatever. Yawn.

What the Ted Cruz! It aint HER xhusband!!!! Gurrrl, you can’t wail like that for someone you didn’t know.

Is he lookin’ at me?

I fell out of my chair, again.

What nasty, horrible people.

This is how comfortable this article/video made me: Sometimes I use soup as a salad dressing. It’s just what I do, and I like it.