You mean like Colts 45 Malt Liquor?

Barb! The last thing I want someone to “help” me with when I’m vomiting is covering my mouth, otherwise known as my “breath hole”, with a huge white cloth napkin. You can’t cork it! Let it flow, Barb!

My wife does this every morning. Every. Morning.

I hate to sound all judgy and shit, but I would date him if it weren’t for his really weird belly button. We could have been so good together.

This article made even my delicious chicken and rice casserole unpalatable. All I see: scabs and maggots. You bitch.

Meh!

I dreamed a dream of a world where people did not need fame to make beautiful music. Then I woke, and I found myself getting schlonged by Ryan Seacrest.

I find this HARD to conceptualize.

I’m not one who favors cats.

Meh. Receding hair line. Just like his old man.

Thank you for that. Instead of thinking her (your) story should sound different, I could accept that the way the story is told is part of the sad, difficult story itself.

Yes, the gravity of the message was somewhat lost because of the lack of editing. I’m sorry for her pain. Period. However, podcast listeners (strangers) are not always kindly patient. I had to find restraint in judging the message because of the way the message was communicated. I credit 1 cup of coffee vs. two cups…

Podcast was painful to listen to... on many levels.

Gotta love a funny Russian. Humor UNITES!

Beautifully woman.

Dang? Damn. That bitch made it real.

I would like to see them kiss when the big ball drops down that huge pole.

Scoop: @GovernorPataki is calling his NH supporter this afternoon telling him he will drop his bid for president #fitn

I’m single and plan to stay that way. Hate stuff. Don’t need lots of space. Would LOVE to have one of these in any locale.

With deep respect for her and her service to the country, I offer my deepest condolences to her family.