Tamara Barney Judge would cut a bitch. I hate her.

You, and Tom Cruise.

MissAndry, how would you have dealt with the situation?

I automatically want the opposite of what a group of lawyers want.

If you have trouble playing/seeing the audio embed file in the post above, BE HAPPY.

This gives Aunt Bea the sads.

He looks like Uranus.

Just don't turn her upside down.

"We didn't bring Tommy in here just to feed your rotten fudge machine! We brought him here for your fudge machine to feed him!"

Please. I can't even.

Am I the only one who thinks Tangled IS A GREAT MOVIE, and Frozen sort of sucks?

Jesse Williams is my new boyfriend. I am kicking my old boyfriend's ass to the curb. Goodbye John Stamos.

I bet she uses Hellman's Mayonaise, not Dukes.

well-put! DITTO. The end.

Huh? What?

Oh my Lord, baby Jesus! Forgive him, Father, for he knoweth not what saith.

Sochi Salahi!

She has reached success. I think she is stupid.

If he were my puppy, I would pet him.