No serial killer is as prolific as Elizabeth Bathory....who along with Vlad the Impaler inspired the Dracula myth. She was so obsessed with youth and beauty. She slapped one of her servant girls so hard, the girl bled onto her arm. Elizabeth noticed how fresh and glowy her skin looked from her blood and from then on…

Admittedly, I don't know how popular the royals are in the US but here, people tend to fall into either open exasperation and quiet support. I'm sure people who really really care do exist but there hasn't been the same breathless excitement since Diana. People tend to get pretty involved when there's a day off on the…

I think that the Royal Family has some power in that they can dole out and deny publications access to their family. The publication that this dude sells his photos to might not want to risk not getting press releases, press passes to events, etc. It's lucrative for media outlets to have the Royal Family approve of…

It hasn't exactly been "daisies and sunshine," though. Some European tabloids published pictures of Kate's skirt blowing up in the wind, and topless pictures from her vacation, and those pictures also made it onto the internet (of course). That's incredibly violating, and even though the British tabloids didn't print…

I don't think it's been totally daisies and sunshine, with the massive phone tapping lawsuit. The actual spying took place before they were engaged, but the story about how terrifyingly extensive it was broke after.

I don't know what his problem is with photographers, it's not like they killed his Mom or anything.

MISS YOU BIG EMMA.

Brilliant. So savvy — even savvier than Beyonce, I think.

Joan Crawford. And Clark Gable! I also love that those two had a torrid on- and off-again affair with EACH OTHER, which is like the two kids who get around the most realizing that they'd met their match in the other.

Or venereal diseases...

Give me Captain America, please. I don't even care that I'll age out of that relationship, I want to go swing dancing with a man who knows how to lead and then have ridiculously hot sex. You know he has all that pent-up frustration after blue-balling for decades. And I bet I could convince him to do some kinky stuff,…

Biggest Con to Dating Superman: Will kill you when he ejaculates.

"Cons: Can't take a beast to a party. Or anywhere."

only if he looks like Jason Mamoa.

He's just like a regular dude, but super jacked, with a bow. Plus he can hit any target, if you know what I mean:

If pulling my chair out and opening doors is the worst part of that package, I'll take it. After all, he's still an 80 year old man in a 30-year-old package that looks like this:

"Surely there's a better superhero to aspire to love? Nah, doubt it."

And who also has MAJOR PTSD, trust issues, and a probable sex addiction.

At least Captain America's the good kind of patriotic (the "America is a great idea and we should strive to live up to it" kind not the "love it or GIT OUT" kind.) But at some point, the generation gap would rear it's ugly head. This is a dude who (if we're going by the movie version) is like 80 years old. He can…

I'm a straight white male and I'd marry Batman in a heartbeat. Having a billionaire spouse who's never around would make up for pretty much everything else.