Hello, this happened in Scotland! He's not romantic, he's just cheap!

"Hey honey, do you want to go to the movies this weekend?" "Can't. Panning for gold." "We never spend any time together, damn it!" What I imagine they bickered over. Also, if my bf did this, I'd probably be more weirded out than flattered.

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I think it's lovely...I'm really tired of mermaid dresses and strapless princess gowns. Watch a show like Four Weddings and listen to them all coo over the dresses, but honestly, they all look the same to me.

I'm really happy for Amal and George. However, it has become quite useful in using their example when people ask me why I'm single, not really looking and not all over internet dating. FWIW I'm 38.

I know right? I feel like Amal is so stunning in general that I can't stop reading all these stories about her. I wasn't a Clooney fan before but i will start paying attention to him now that he is married to her!

I thought that she might go with something more contemporary. This dress is beautiful and classic though. It think some of the older sillouettes are coming back in style for wedding dresses. Everyone seems to be over the strapless ball gown and mermaid dresses.

Amals dress is just everything. She looks like a fairytale princess.

Honestly, it reminds me of the early 90s. Off the shoulder. But then, at least that might mean strapless will go the fuck away. EVERYONE in strapless, wtf? Not every person looks good or feels comfortable in strapless, ffs.

I'm usually not one for fashion or weddings, but the detailing on the top Amal's dress is so beautiful, I can't look away.

Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney.

Woman could wear a potato sack and still look amazing.

Holy, holy shit. This is so highly offensive I don't even know where to begin.

If you think that helping your partner reach orgasm is a "hard slog," then you're a selfish shitty fucking person

One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

She gives you sad handjobs because you consider pleasing her sexually to be a slog.

If a guy I was seeing suggested I do any form of physical activity, I'd laugh in his face. Unless he wanted to go bowling, or something, he can shove it. "Sign her up for pilates"? What fucking world do they live in?

I know, representing Julian Assange while he fought extradition for sexual assault was A++.

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

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