Did you mean Frozen or Tangled?

(Psst, I hate to be that person, but Flynn Rider is from Tangled, not Frozen.)

that's tangled, not frozen

Sofia Vergara is living my dream life with all those Lorraine Schwartz baubles. That emerald ring in particular is killing me softly.

While I appreciate you added the USUALLY to the statement about writhing on the ground in agony due to period cramps, I can tell you it occurs FAR MORE OFTEN than you might think. So just imagine getting kicked in the balls, for hours a day, for like 3 days a month and you've got what my period feels like. Sucks bro.…

Honestly, I think you made getting kicked in the balls sound a lot like period cramps

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Englishmen today aren't usually circumcised. let alone 17th century.

What they don't realize is God made Man to hold my damn bag when I'm drinking whiskey.

You know, they TOTALLY had me going with the first mermaid one. I caught it like 15 minutes in, so I didn't see the disclaimer. It was absolutely mind-blowing. I sat there on the couch, covered in goosebumps, unable to grasp how I hadn't heard about any of this until now. And then they showed that awful CGI "cell…

Aw man I remember when they did that "how dragons could once potentially have existed and how their firebreathing mechanism might have worked" documentary, and I was explaining to everyone for weeks thereafter about how YES dragons used to exist, and they ATE PLATINUM OFF THE WALLS OF CAVES to breathe fire.

This would make family businesses that carry on for generations totally unviable. Communities need continuity to thrive. Also, I am not sure why people are so against preserving wealth for future generations.

Strangely enough, Target makes me feel awesome. Where else can someone with 42" hips wear an XS size dress? They and Walmart are seriously leading the way in vanity sizing.

I didn't watch that other video until you linked it but I interpreted it somewhat differently from the write-up. I do not particularly like Taylor Swift (though my six-year-old is going to flip for the song when she hears it) but I didn't get as negative an impression of the video. The point that came across to me was…

Well, how else can we demonstrate your moral superiority if we can't shit on multibillionaires? What else are we gonna do, make better music?

I like the new song. I like the new video. I understand that her music/persona is not to everyone's taste, but I find it sexist and annoying to see the inevitable point where masses of people turn on popular female celebrities (see also Anne Hathaway).

Every pair of skinny jeans I own is far more comfortable and flattering than the super-low-rise flares that showed off my ass-crack all through high school. Flares only look flattering on tall, thin women, and even then they have to be juuust the right length or they either bunch up at the bottom or hover too high…

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…