You know, though, I don't even think of White Diamonds being a "celebrity" fragrance. Liz Taylor transcends mere "celebrity."

I don't think you can compare a nice bottle of perfume to Bath 'n Body Works products.

Whenever I see a rosebud, I think of Mark Shrayber.

Looks like we all did, Glitterbug.

You know, I walked in on an ex cheating once. Did I have a fantasy of punching him? Hell yeah! Did I do it? No. I called him an asshole and took a cab home.

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,…

Not all domestic abuse is someone obviously attempting to murder you. A lot of it is far more innocent on the surface and easy for outsiders to ignore, and it shouldn't take something this extreme and calculated to "count" as domestic abuse. I think that is what Mark meant.

I think it's actually really common for American women of a certain age to have never seen an uncircumcised one. Even friends I think of as forward-thinking have gone, "eww, uncut dicks are gross!"

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

As soon as I saw the header photo before the jump, I was like, "There's no way Gaston doesn't have a tiny, tiny penis."

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

LOVE me some mincemeat—My Mam is from Wales, she makes mincemeat pies every year at Christmastime :)

But I draw the line at steak and kidney pie—the one and only time I had it was at a pub in South Wales and it tasted NASTY. I ended up feeding it to the seagulls (lucky for me, the adults were inside—there wasn't any…

James Marsden in practically the only movie where he gets the girl and isn't the handsome boyfriend/fiancé/husband who must be shafted in order for the female lead to find TRUE LOVE.

Also, an Englishman from the early 17th century would absolutely not have been circumcised. Even though he was not a puritan, religion was still a very touchy subject, and you wouldn't want to do anything that might make someone think you were Catholic, let alone Jewish.

"Am i missing something?"

THIS. Right? Um, get your penises right, Jezebel. GAWD

He's totally English. Even though Mel Gibson gave him a stupid American accent.

I'll take Kristoff, give me short but thick over long and skinny any day on the week... and twice on Sundays (because I'm a good Catholic boy).

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.