Eh, I figure if it's too cold to swim in your wetsuit... get a better wetsuit.

I don't get that. The wetsuit would literally keep the warm pee next to your body. If I'm in a bikini, I have no qualms (it's where all pee goes!) Wetsuit? Nah, I'll hold it.

Incredible! I'd love to see orcas. My parents were always anti-Seaworld (ahead of the curve in that respect!) so I've never seen one, but they're on the bucket list!

It was AMAZING. I mean, amazing once I'd got out the water. She (guide reckoned it was a female, because they're bigger) just swam past about a hundred feet away, totally chilled out, and disappeared into the gloom a few minutes later, and my dad gestured towards the boat and I tried to follow and realised I'd totally…

I once accidentally dived with a Great White off the coast of Indonesia (no cage, obviously. We were looking for manta rays. Which we also saw, but they were rather overshadowed). Apparently it was the first recorded sighting of one in the region. Our guide was very excited.

Spoken like someone who's never had fish and chips, Yorkshire pudding or a perfectly brewed cup of Earl Gray with a freshly-baked scone, home-made strawberry jam and Cornish clotted cream.

Big Bang didn't win, Jim Parsons did! And say what you want about the show (it's definitely not everyone's cup of tea) but that man could out-charm a corgi puppy in a tuxedo.

Same with me - I started around about the time of the submarine video and was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK then two minutes later creepy Avatar-mermaid attacks two kids on the beach and I was like, oh. Well, that's stupid.

I'd heard so much about the faux documentaries but never seen one (I don't think the Discovery Channel screens them over here?) until I was in Florida last year and caught the "MERMAIDS REALLY EXIST!" one. OH MY GOD. WHAT. I can't believe they can show that without some sort of disclaimer?!

Lily Rose Depp looks so much like her mother it's spooky. Damn those are some good genetics.

Jesus, what is this, 1994? STOP. This cut of underwear does NO ONE ANY FAVOURS!! Also, it looks hideously painful. I swear I'm getting a phantom wedgie in sympathy.

Honestly, I think you're ahead of the curve. I think it'll slowly move towards being less ubiquitous over there.

Also, I get the impression that unlike most celebrity scents she actually wore hers.

Jo Malone has a gorgeous rose perfume. Their Peony & Blush Suede is also similar but a bit more modern.

Well, millions of Americans are stupid.

We've all slept with that guy once. And learnt our lesson.

Well, I wouldn't date someone who didn't shower properly no matter what his penis looked like!

It was intended to be!

It's very strange to me, that attitude. When erect, cut and uncut don't really look different at all (I'm basing what cut ones look like off porn, obviously).

I'd argue that a Caesar salad done right should be an exception. With the done right being key.