I've never actually seen a circumcised penis in real life. Maybe I should expand my horizons.

I am unsurprised! Although I'm now wondering what Kelly was pulling for. I can't imagine anyone thinking Prince Perfect had a less than lovely peen.

You clicked on it. There was a NSFW warning and a description of what was in the post, it didn't depict rape or gore, and you had to actively click on it to see it.

Who won?

Are you really saying jokey pictures of naked cartoon characters (in an article you have to choose to click on, with a NSWF warning) are in any way comparable to rape and gore gifs of actual people sent to people without warning?

Yeah, that's what I meant - very unlikely. Even now it's really only ever done for religious reasons in the UK.

Mel Gibson is the worrrrrrrrst.

HAHAHAHAHA oh lordy lord. I gigglesnorted.

I have so many relevant Disney gifs that I can't use :(

I love 27 dresses because James Marsden is an under appreciated gem. He's so cute he made me like a Katherine Heigl film.

It explains so much. The vaguely phallic antler decorations. The obsession with a trophy wife. Lashing out when Belle clearly cares about the Beast (whose dick would surely be far bigger than it is in his human state).

Wait, John Smith is American? It's been years since I've seen Pocahontas but wasn't the whole point that he came over with the English settlers? (I mean, not that I want to claim John Smith, he sucks, you can have him, Flynn is mine, the end.)

He definitely did that on purpose. Not that I'm complaining...

(S)HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.

They're both white, they're both gloopy, they're both oily and they're both abominably overused. Similar enough!

Well isn't this is the mouldy cherry on top of the shit sundae that has been the last week.

You're missing out but I totally get it. I once got sick on a school trip and after puking up my dinner I didn't eat spaghetti bolognese for eight years. And even when I did it was because I was for dinner with an Italian family and it would be rude not to.

Ah, an American with an appreciation for English fare. You're rare but you do exist! If you ever make it back to London, go to one of the places in the East End that still sell traditional eel pies. Sounds gross but they're really great! And you'll get some serious respect from Londoners for your dedication.

Sad but very, very true. Also one thing I've found is with a lot of "healthy" branded options in places I go for lunch (like boxed salad type things) they won't include the dressing in the calorie count. It's really irritating because you can be sure if you put the whole pot on it'll double it.

You are diabolical. In the best way. You're the Loki of Kinja bloggers.