Give me a bit of sweat over an overpowering aroma of Axe any. day. of. the. week.

What kind of nightclubs do you have in the US where people don't get hot and sweaty? Doesn't sound like much fun.

I find the trend of asking celebrities/public figures you don't know to your prom or ball or what have you very irritating (especially if they do it publicly, like via a video - which adds a whole new level of creepy), but damn if that isn't the loveliest possible way to respond.

No, the scene where he shoves her psychotic murderous aunt off a mountain.

The video is not available in my location WHAT NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!!!

I love being a guy that's not grossed out by period stuff at all.

"Glitterbug - referred to by sister as 'Fathead'. Even in public"

I would, only I'm pretty sure he reads Gawker so I don't want to put the most obvious ones! Most of them were just blatant rip-offs - oh, sorry, I mean twists - on existing ideas. So "It's a bit like Twitter only for political discussion" or "It's a bit like Tinder only for platonic friend groups to connect" or "It's…

My cousin once had to borrow money from his mother for a train ticket home from uni for Christmas because he spent his money on what I believe was a jewelled sword on an online game.

Having dated a guy who has tried and failed miserably at no less than SIX start ups, my advice would be: get out before it tanks. Because 99.9% of the time the "business" will be bust within three months. At first you think you're dating this confident, creative, driven guy... then by the end of the year you have a…

Truth. That man is DELICIOUS.

I'm genuinely astonished she's managed to stay relevant - but then, I was always Team Blair and I just resent that she's more well known than Leighton Meester.

I've been to the passion play! What an amazing experience. And I say that as an atheist.

The only time I ever saw a prince was in Starbucks. Go figure.

Number three on my list! It's only so low down because it's a nightmare to get to! Your plan sounds glorious. Can we also have teenage-style sleepovers with ghost stories?

Not at all! Alnwick castle is also on my list ;)

I am a huge Bram Stoker fan (I walk past his old house in Chelsea every morning on the way to the tube! It's beautiful, and not at all creepy), but I'm afraid I'm saving myself for "Sleeping Beauty's Castle", AKA the Château d'Ussé, or (even better) Arundel Castle, should the Howards ever wish to be rid of it.…

With regards to #2, that's actually the British way of writing the date. Presumably to go with spelling "honour" the British way?

Indeed - but my Scottish grandfather gets very annoyed when people start talking about "British" accents because in his opinion there's no such thing, so I thought I'd err on the safe side and not speak on behalf of the rest of the UK!

My snarky-verging-on-bitchy first thought was wow, for a professional writer Dodai doesn't have a very impressive vocabulary.