Characterful is actually a real world, most recently I heard it used by an estate agent - "a characterful property with plenty of original features".

"Do people really talk/write like this?"

I know she did but I wanted to combine two DM cliches (baby body and taking intrusive pictures at funerals) into one!

I know... but it was the most horrendous combination of Daily Mail cliches I could come up with... canon or not. All it needed really was some way to shoehorn in the price of their house.

The Daily Prophet is so clearly based on the Daily Mail. I almost wish they had internet in the Wizarding World just so I could see Rowling's take on the Sidebar of Shame...

I fainted once when I had a flu jab. Now my doctor makes me lie down when I get injections. I think I'd have a panic attack if anyone went down there with a needle!

How do you know there isn't?

It did an hour and twenty minutes ago when I wrote that comment, genius. In London!

I'll phone Sotheby's first thing tomorrow. My vagina counts as a work of art, right?!

Huzzah for Jezzie oversharing! Relevant:

Well the only problem is, it doesn't seem to stay stretched so it's really rather painful if I go for more than a few months without sex. Lots of warming up needed to get back into the, er, swing of things. I rather over-identified with that ginger vampire on True Blood who lost her virginity every time she had sex,…

You know, I actually still have a hymen after several sexually active years (my gyno says because it's thicker than usual it just stretched to accommodate - sorry for the TMI), so this "medical exam to prove you're a virgin" is likely rather less accurate than these unsavoury men would like to believe.

I was 13 and it pissed off my parents. Of course I had to.

Um, I was saying that the HIMYM finale gave me more appreciation for the Friends finale. Believe me, very little could make me look favourably on the HIMYM finale. Except maybe Cersei ending up on the Iron Throne.

They were. Didn't mean I had to go around in one of their concert t-shirts that was so baggy it was practically a dress, though.

Whenever my sister and I go for sushi we always order the same starter.

I got a choker made of loads of little interlinked chains and it turned my entire neck green for days. I also didn't speak to my mum for a week because she wouldn't let me go to a Good Charlotte concert in Brixton by myself.

YOU ARE ME

I was 13 and I'd never watched it, but everyone in my school hyped it up so much and were freaking out so much towards the end that I ended up watching the finale when it aired. I then went back and watched the rest of the series, and it's one of my favourite shows to this day. I think this is why I get so impatient…

My rule (inherited from my mum) is if something is expensive and/or frivolous, I have to wait at least a year before I can buy it. This stops me buying trend-of-the-moment things (I've never regretted not buying Isabel Marant wedge trainers, for example, even though I was reeeeeally jealous of the girl I knew who had…