As a former public schoolgirl I am well aware that many public schoolboys are spoilt, sexist twats... but goddammit if they don't all know how to dress!

Sometimes I feel like I should put a BRIT WARNING before my posts. Like a trigger warning, only it stops people from correcting my spelling when I put u's in "colour" and "mum" and refer to "jumpers", "knickers", "trousers" and suchlike.

Well then there simply isn't any hope for you ;)

My mum is one of those people who grew up with absolutely no money and now has a lot, and she's a funny mix of extravagant and frugal. Like, she has this bespoke Amanda Wakely coat that cost well over a thousand pounds, but she's had it for ten years, wears it all winter and it's her only coat. Still looks good as…

The woman wearing it will also be carrying a £1500 Mulberry/Burberry/Prada/LV/You-Get-The-Drift handbag.

Apparently she was going to a state function and didn't have time to shower before getting her hair done. Thus - the most glamorous bath in the history of bathtime. I loved that woman.

Me too, from afar they look VERY similar - it's the hair/eyebrow combination.

I can't even believe that woman is human. She looks like a work of art.

dominance fantasies over various heads of state

Cannot. Wait.

I think it's both poetic and entirely fitting that I just choked on my sausage sandwich while reading that.

writing a trio of hugely popular Twilight fanfiction books under a pseudonym that are in the process of being turned into a major motion picture.

Generally I'd agree. But rules are made to be broken.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I'm blessed with friends who are just as Loki-obsessed, vain and sartorially critical as I am. I get indulged excessively in discussions like these. It's a first for me on Jezebel, though!

I was going to say the Queen! Princess Margaret and Audrey Hepburn joint second :)

Oooh, I don't think I can agree with you there, but then I'm very biased both by being an incurable Royalist and by having spent many an hour procrastinating on Order of Splendor.

It looks like the sartorial equivalent of a hernia. Ugh.

Don't start talking about Hiddles in a tailcoat on Jezebel!! Do you want to start a riot, man?!