See, I thought this was something that all Americans did, because of the constant "Oh, Brits have suuuch bad teeth". We actually for the most part have pretty good teeth, because kids can get braces on the NHS, so I assumed the American definition of "good teeth" must have been "blinding white veneers".

Ugh. I wish Calvin Klein or Prabal Gurung had offered her a contract instead of let's-stick-her-in-a-sack-held-in-by-duct-tape Dior.

I flew to Australia from the UK last year in a middle seat. Much as I want to see New Zealand, it's going to wait until (if and when) I'm rich...

A receptionist in a hotel where my dad and I were staying (twin room) once called me "Mrs". I mean, it was still my surname but ew ew ew no. My dad is 33 years older than me but a bit of a silver fox (I'm told by my friends - ew ew ew) so whenever I'm out with him I feel the need to drop "Dad" into every sentence. Or…

I thought it sounded like carousel, as said by Sean Connery. Delightful.

I use it under my eyes and a little dotted on my cheekbones, it also makes a good concealer. It makes your skin look much brighter but doesn't go pasty white at the first sign of a camera flash! Also lighter and less prone to congealing than most other concealers I've tried.

YSL Touche Eclat

The one. The only. This is my desert island makeup product. It can make hungover me look like I've just had a five-day spa weekend. Not original, I know, but I really think it lives up to the hype.

A grinch? I can deal with it. I have a Norwegian friend who is convinced his country looks like a giant sperm, and now it's been pointed out I can't un-see it.

I was at that show, and I now use "gazeboed", "paninied" and "fucking pyjamad" regularly, along with the more traditional "ratarsed", "bladdered" and "wankered".

The way it is now. If it's good enough for the Astors, it's good enough for me.

Is this a Londoner thing?! I do this too!

Versailles. Longleat. Chatsworth. Hever Castle. Any house glorious and historic enough that it's name, like madonna's, is enough to identify it. Preferably at least one monarch will have lived there. If I'm going to dream, I'll dream big.
Or, there's a gorgeous townhouse near me in Chelsea with a blue plaque (in London…

"Bey, put your crown on straight, for fuck's sake"

Well, not where anyone can hear us, at least.

I was really gutted for Max Parrot - on form he's pretty unbeatable, his finals performance was such a shame!

I have a newly discovered soft spot for Mark McMorris. Great rider, and he's adorable.

I was supposed to be revising for a Property Law exam tomorrow but I couldn't concentrate because HOLY MOLY SO EXCITING. It's so great given how long she's been on the scene - a medal in snowboarding at 33?! Incredible!

Yes she is, but Jenny Jones just won GB's first ever medal on snow, so a tip of the hat to her too!

I love the 30 day shred! It gave me a six pack for the first and only time in my life. Amazing.