Sure, it's bad, but the person that you should really have sympathy for is his doppelgänger from another dimension, Rashad Finger.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

Yeah, the guy that still creates runs 22% better than the average player, despite all the injuries, is surely the Phils' problem. Not Ryan Howard. Or Ruben Amaro.

He was the Jaguars' beat writer so you can understand why he doesn't know a whole lot about the NFL

It's amazing that Prisco can simultaneously breathe through his mouth and suck Goodell's dick.

Let's hold off on the hyperbole everybody, it's not that crazy. For an accident that happened on the median, this was actually pretty average.

At the team dinner, however, Manuel's dentures were clearly out at the plate.

The lineup is even more toothless than Charlie.

Hard Knocks Producer: "All right, James, now for this promo for the show, we're going to need a head shot from you."

Why does 43 electric cars on a track sound like Elevator music?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't DWI stand for Driving Without Insurance? In this case isn't it a DUI - Driving Under the Influence?

I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

I think practicing full-contact drills with his predominantly-black teammates would provide all the "counseling" Riley needs.

With the Sixers coaching vacancy, there actually has been local demand for Mo Cheeks.

Aside from in Europe, can this be obtained in the US? Would be an idea solution, at a much more pallatable cost than the standing desks I've been looking at. There's a bit of a language barrier for me here, i can't read anything on the site :-D

It's only a brutal call if you're a) a Blackhawks fan, or b) not aware of the rules.

Nah, think about it. The mere sight of your car would make everyone slow down instantly, you'd always be late.

What the heck does it have to with me?

Or you can buy the motorized GALANT desk... http://www.ikea.com/se/sv/catalog/products/S59888577/