So, tell me... how do Tide pods taste?

I only knew the Tom Landry one, and only thanks to King of the Hill.

Did anybody?

How to reply to an unwanted nude pic:

Blaming Black people for being broke without acknowledging the role white supremacy has in that state is frankly, a sign of internalized racism.

We’re looking to define Ansari’s behavior in concrete terms: rape, sexual harassment, groping, blackmail, etc. The problem is his behavior lies in limbo between a specific crime and accepted social behavior.

Captain “Freedumbz” Hannity doing his best to protect the Trumper. Ends badly.

I can’t agree. Oprah has done a lot of good in the world and I have no doubt of her good intentions. However, she has propped up a lot of damaging pseudoscience and has remained conveniently silent on major past errors. (Including her support of the charlatans Dr Phil and Dr Oz.) That is her privilege as a private…

Uh, maybe there was a reason.

We had a grouchy super weird guy in to fix our copier at the hospital where I work, complaining it was “All you nurses” who caused the copier problems, blah blah... Cut to 10 minutes later when he yanked out the toner cartridge, which broke open and covered him completely with toner powder, and we all broke out in…

“I have daughters” is the new “I have black friends.”

OMG, you’re right! This means he has the ability to care about what happens to women! That rarest of abilities - the capacity to feel empathy for all those humans who are not men - is actually available to him! Not having any daughters myself, I suppose I shall continue to Beavis-laugh at all the pussy jokes and feel…

Piece on The Daily Beast about how she’s bringing her disgusting Fox News persona to Today Show/NBC, even tho she swore she was done with politics and just wanted to be uplifting.

Megyn Kelly is the opposite of a journalist. She’s the crazy member of a mom’s Facebook group who they keep around because everyone secretly likes reading her crazy, crazy posts.

yes but do it wisely ... praise Miller, call him President Miller and call it “Miller’s Art of the Deal, the new master” or some BS like that. Push it in all social media — make it the lede.  

#FireStephenMiller

Ursula Le Guin just died. Extremely shitty. From her blog, posted last year:

He was 34 when he delivered the “I Have a Dream” speech at the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom. Thirty-four.

Or Eugene from Eugene? Chad from Chad?

Yep, that’s my ‘hood. So maddening to choose a neighborhood to commit to the non incidental expense of buying a house specifically because you like the charming vintage look of the place, and the nice, working/middle-class, unpretentious people living there, only to have it completely transform almost overnight into…