Aww :( You’re not the worst...promise!

*blushes* I’m flattered! Thank you, kindly denizens of Jezebel🤗

You’re a good friend

Wait... really??

Maybe I was unclear or misunderstood what you said...I understood that your partner is controlling you and took away your economic and working liberty. I was just suggesting it’s possible to reclaim those things if you are able to move in with your parents untill you can get back on your feet. They won’t (I hope) stop…

You’re in a bad head space now. Moving in with your parents might now be ideal, but it’better thab being in the environment you’re in now. You will have a chance to heal, and reclaim your financial freedom and autonomy. Be brave. You are worth it.

WOW. That reads like parody.

She bears an uncanny resemblance to Cara Delevigne.

Your mother sounds lovely 🙂

Not to be annoying: it’s not Gilbert who has the cancer, but her partner.

I’m intrigued. Why not?

Don’t do it. He does not deserve you or your magical na-na.

i’m an underweight woman at 95 lbs(I’m 5'2), and I’ve been trying desperately to gain weight for...2.5 years. I feel so intimidated at the thought of doing this body-building, strength-focused regiment. The food part sounds simple. But weight-lifting...I have no idea how to even start. Any tips for a total novice?

Thanks! And... Omg. Just st staaaaph Matt mcgory

I don’t have ze tweeter; what does it say?? Feel free to paraphrase!

I’m incredulous as to how it hasn’t dropped yet. That Maddow piece was mind boggling and I thought it would spread like wild fire. I’ve heard nary a peep. I hope it blows up, though

The tag is amazing. Well done.

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

That’s heartening!

I think he’s likely trying to make the media go after this, so the sessions thing will die down.