"This story concerns Zayn and Niall being caught in trouble when Zayn has sex with Niall without putting on a condom and impregnates his irish friend." I'm not kidding, I just guffawed and snorted and laughed so hard. Why are public schools failing our children so dismally??

LOL no. She isn't serious : )

: /How are you in the black?

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Wow he looks like Piers Morgan!

You know...it might be!

Just curious; what compelled you to cheat?

YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP. WHAT. He is worse than R.M. DRAKE. (If you don't know who that is, look up that IG account now. You will laugh and cry, and cry some more when you see he has 1 million followers.)

WTF SWEDEN

This gif is better than the entirec50 shades movie

I tink it was Mandy Moore?

I just realized I'm really bad at putting on lip gloss.

OOOOOH killem!

Please tell me you didn't pay a penny of your medical expenses

link!

Baking Soda! I got baking soda!

HAUL! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE 15 ITEMS ARE

I thought I was the only one who couldn't use bobby pins! solidarity fistbump!

I love you!

Links or it didn't happen