That grin! *melts*

ever the shrew? ever the shrew? ARGH. This guy sounds like a walking fedora.

I believe Sia wrote the lyrics for Pretty Hurts.

Art History. And she got into UCLA, UCSD AND UCSB! Berkeley was her dream school and I remember weeping happy tears for her when she showed me the envelope.

My sister transferred to Cal with less than a 3.6. Sometimes fate throws you a bone.

Huh? deets please!

True. My aunt steadfastly refuses to drive automatics and will only drive stick. But is a Lambo an automatic car?

Kristen Wiig's Hasslebeck imitation is perfection

It really is.

Aww, I will always have a soft spot for her, and I swear, I too feel no sense of schadenfreude, but I was forcibly reminded of this:

Goat pupils freak me the eff out. On the other hand, I now have an intense craving for mutton curry.

My friend sent out a mass text saying, "Heath Ledger died!"

Salmon is the EASIEST to make. Look up a nice simple lemon and pepper salmon recipe. Best of luck!

I love this comment so much. #COTD

It is impossible for me not to tear up every single time I watch that Lucy clip. You can tell she is on the verge of happy sobbing, and the tenderness between the two of them at the very end just melts me.

This cannot be real. It cannot. I still lol-d, but there is just no way this really happened.

My mom almost named my sister 'Bubbles'. Bubbles!

SO WEIRD! I told my friend TWO days ago, as we were zoning out in front of the tv, that I was sure he was an alcoholic because...(don't judge) his face matches the criteria of what I refer to as puffy alcoholic face.

STORIES!

""Your pulse has quickened hasn't it? Your mouth is dry, you have that feeling... down there." LITERALLY ROFLING.