The search for the absolute end of risk and unpredictability ends in totalitarianism

Rick Perry who also denied Medicaid leaving destitute children and the elderly without medical coverage, all so he could brag that Texas was against Obamacare. I wonder what his total kill count would be if it include the ones who died unable to pay for treatments or check ups that would have saved their lives.

#NeverForget their amazingly hideous matching hairdos that made them look like twins from Village of the Damned.

She seems well qualified for the Trump Foundation.

Say what you will, but Clinton’s charity is absolutely stellar relative to 99% of others out there. Even the most biased republicans have to admit they do heaps of good at very little cost.

Or pretend to run a charity and buy a god damn Tim Tebow helmet!

I love my Blue Crew. That indeed is a roast.

I think we can all safely agree that you mixed up Clinton with Trump, especially in light of today’s revelations, and that there have been no substantiated claims about the Clinton Foundation.

Shhhhh, let’s not going ruining any narratives with those pesky and inconvenient facts.

I think that’s where she got the idea from?

You mean by being massively successful in giving enourmous amounts of money to sove key global problems?

Ugh. I feel like Leto and Franco are going to ruin everything

Interesting that clowns have a more rigid code of ethics than Trump. The only one he adheres to is don’t smoke or drink.

Because fuck clowns.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Seconded. The DEA’s tautological arguments are no longer applicable, considering the States are already WAY AHEAD of its use as a medicinal therapy.

Lochte promptly called his mom to say he’d been mugged

Cheryl: “Are you OK Ryan???”
Lochte: “Jeah”

So there were two idiots on the field.