Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

I am going to bookmark this to link to next time someone theorizes that Trump is suffering from some sort of dementia, rather than having always been a racist, selfish buffoon.

He says a doctor told him his frontal lobe looks like “someone who has fallen off the top of a house, on to the front of his head, or going through a windshield of a car several times.” But even that, the doctor said, was “decent...for an NFL football player” who played for 13 years. Thomas then added, “But then I…

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

One more throw, and I think the Sox would’ve really had the Rangers’ number.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

And the prize for sickest burn goes to the Star Telegram for dubbing it “The Rachel Dolezal of movies.” That is cold.

Healthcare is coming.

Well, it looks like I will be watching, for the first time in my life, an actual clip of footage from NCIS!

“Shuttle cleared tower in winter launch.”

“straight outta cold beer” <—kill me pls

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

Is it time machine Martin Gore?

what happened to rihcaprio?

Rihnardo is so much better.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Before I begin, let me start by saying that I get ALL THE VACCINES for myself and my children. ALL THE VACCINES, on whatever the latest and greatest recommended by the CDC schedule is.

I believe that unicorns come in a variety of colors. I believe that it’s currently raining avocados. I believe that my kitchen floor is cleaning itself, right now.

No, the cases are quite different. The GOP has clear moral and (probably) legal standing to Dump Trump. He’s said numerous things that are openly* racist and misogynist, and made policy statements that would outright breach the Constitution. Most political organisations have “behaviour clauses”; if a party member…