I really want to believe the theory that all this is to build an audience for the launching of a cable channel for the lunatics who think FOX has gone soft. As scary as that sounds there is a sizable audience out there, and Ailes knows how to build a network. It sure would explain this campaign’s resolve to go the…

The sponsors or writers of a proposition listed at the bottom can be useful in determining which way to go, as well.

#teamcanadiancomputer

“Hmmm...” —Peter Thiel, one eyebrow arched

From what I understand about college cafeterias there should be at least some clean up pay for those weekly food fights included in the negotiations.

Trump, Jones, Stone, Bannon- they’re all morphing into one old fat angry white blob who cares

Well, congress is us and we are idiots, so...

It took just a handful of people to pull this caper off. It seems depressingly easy. Access corrupts.

Baba- booey

Anywhere with a panhandle. That shit ain’t right.

Secretary of Codeine

Dodger fans be like

When you’re trying to “protect your job” I think it’s one thing to suck up to a high powered lech when you’re trapped on the bus with him, but then to try and turn out Zucker with “how about some sugar for The Donald” once you’ve disembarked...

Draymond Green here to humanize Silicon Valley, make the experiences of millionaire ballers more relatable. What- no seasteading brochures?

Lohan owning a nightclub seems like a bad idea. A chain of bagel shops might give her a better shot at longevity, regardless of the carbs.

Hitler did build the Autobahn, but then VW sold us a bunch of cars with emissions cheat codes so back to square one I guess

Apex commenting synergy here. Museum worthy.

Jesus how horrible for her. Come to me now, sweet escapism glug glug. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

And head scratching. Arlo Guthrie should’ve gotten one for Alice’s Restaurant, and we could’ve been done with folk music forever.