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Or- they said too much. Always better to underpromise and overdeliver.

Millenials.

The audacity of having this icon whacked on the 15th anniversary of the worst attack on American soil- will Hillary stop at nothing

Just like a lady getting out of the tub with a soul full of hope

For 10 grand and air fare 2 off duty Brazilian cops could end all this tomorrow

Show: stolen

Old age and treachery is a totally non-partisan combo(unfortunately), but it sure beats the alternative

There was more remorse and lament in that cable ad than there will be graveside to the departed. No offense, Clan Schlafly*

It's in the AA meeting adjacent to the bar

I got the first round, people

Introspection is the other side of the same coin brother

+a thousand words

Wait a minnit now what are you sayin’ ‘bout the rest of us

That's not important now, and kind of a buzzkill actually

I believe birth control’s most famous advocate Margaret Sanger’s (ok- alleged) last words are a fitting send off: A party! Let’s have a party!

Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

I’m sure you can find enough behavorial examples in any DSM to diagnose him. The 9 of 11 or so symptoms of Substance Use Disorder I’m gloriously burdened with make me a believer.

For some reason this song reminded me of Heaven by the Psychadelic Furs (a great song but this shit here is corny as hell)

Pick a side, Mr. Chamberlain. Divided this house may be, it shall not fall. (Mostly due to immigrant labor and outsourcing)