That's not important now, and kind of a buzzkill actually

I believe birth control’s most famous advocate Margaret Sanger’s (ok- alleged) last words are a fitting send off: A party! Let’s have a party!

Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

I’m sure you can find enough behavorial examples in any DSM to diagnose him. The 9 of 11 or so symptoms of Substance Use Disorder I’m gloriously burdened with make me a believer.

For some reason this song reminded me of Heaven by the Psychadelic Furs (a great song but this shit here is corny as hell)

Pick a side, Mr. Chamberlain. Divided this house may be, it shall not fall. (Mostly due to immigrant labor and outsourcing)

So they made him an offer he couldn't refuse? Vito Andolini says hello, btw.

Trigger’d.

“Let’s get over there and manifest some destiny, boys!”

I mean, gold medals aside who’s cooler- The Flash or Aquaman? No brainer.

She's not here to make friends.

“Taking a dive is for losers, even if you win.” —the drunk uncle I’m turning into

Track and field, man. Running, jumping, throwing dangerous shit as far as possible- this is what Zeus intended. #rafalcaburgers

Well, the lighting was just gorgeous.

I used to rock a mean triple-beam.

“Today, enroute to becoming a constellation in the southern sky, Simone Biles briefly paused to collect her third gold, this time in vaulting.”

Yeah, and now weed is 10 times as legal as it was back then so he's got that going for him as well.

You guys are lucky you don’t have internet- I had to read about her every day for like almost a year and a half.

The protagonists deserve each other.

Why is the author in the greys? Sad!