Sounds like he really digs white people.

Sugar and flour are the devil. Avoid refined whites. Kind of a good rule in general, actually.

Maybe the bastard’s adopted.

Doesn't he have a clock on the smartphone he was recording with? I don't get it.

What makes you think they’ll stop in November? Prepare yourself for 8 more years. 8 more years! 8 more years!

That was a very sweet hug she gave him at the end. It must be nice to have a presidential father you can be truly proud of, Jenna.

“If you can’t beat ‘em, get paid.” I think that’s how it goes.

He’s evolved.

That’ll galvanize the haters, if it’s true.

Patty Hearst was more believable.

Morrisey shudders in confusing ecstasy.

“We’re not behind this” —Daesh

LA Dodger Dog

Go home Joe yer drunk

Only kids who grew up eating split and fried hot dogs served on whole wheat bread like ketchup on them.

Later days, hockey dumbfucks.

I bet he doesn’t even know where Uzbeki-beki-bekistan is. Oligarchs!!

When thinking of Ecuador, Bolivia, and Peru, that's the order I think of them in. I almost never think of Peru. So good for them.

In Flint it tastes like empire.