Guess what Moby, we believe her. As a former cute 18 year olds who was creeped on by 30+ year old men, we know it’s a thing dudes do. Log off and / or delete your account.

Agreed! While I think she “should” be able to speak about it, it’s generally best not to poke the bear. No restraining order (if there is one now, or if she is ever granted one) can 100% protect her or her child from him if he becomes enraged enough to act. If he has abused her, and she has now publicly embarrassed…

Girl, pop a vitamin D with your coffee in the morning, and put some sunblock on your face errryday. Otherwise those acids you’re using are just aging you faster.

DON”T YOU DARE REFER TO ANY CITY IN OHIO AS “MORE MICHIGAN”

Uh, even if this is totally innocent nobody should take relationship advice from Drake. Ever.

Can he walk across the street to another high-profile employer and take a job as a senior exec? No.

Who’s gonna show Stassa what Jim Harbaugh looks like? 

Seriously tho, #TeamCardi. Nicki has always been and will always be a horrible person.

Chik Fil A is closed on Sundays

Oh, god. Noted.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

f’en kudos, tara...that was inspired.

*long, wet fart sound*

There’s plenty of adulty-adults in YA novels. They’re just background characters that are generally drunk in a corner with facial scars. They mumble to themselves about the past and whatever oppressive regime is in power.

The book IS that slow — and it’s a masterpiece of children’s literature (by Astrid Lindgren: Pippi Longstocking, The Brothers Lionheart, a dozen other classics.) Read it half a dozen times as a kid. The changing seasons, the long summer and harsh winter Ronja and Birk spend alone in the forest, their squabbles and…

That dog is missing its Buzzy Bee.

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

Hook your movement up to one of those ‘bike systems’. They aren’t too hard to make. One of my friends had his recumbent bike hooked up to WoW. If he wanted to move in game he had to move on the bike.

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