You know, this dovetails nicely into the whole Trump’s dick looks like Toad from the Mario games thing. The first time a guy exposed himself to me was after inviting me over to play that very video game (I want to say the one with Yoshi. Love Yoshi.)

midtown. lol.

He doesn’t really mention it.

Girl, get new SPF. That shit expires and stops being effective after about two years!

Same. I have a high tolerance for this shit, too, so I’m kind of shocked it left me so lukewarm.

Promise? I tried to read the first one and got bored about 2/3rds through (maybe when she’s at his hidey castle thing?)

crazy thought: maybe they’re not christians and it’s just another day. also just realized this is from like two months ago, haaa.

i usually write ‘cash’ in the tip line in those circumstances

Anything by NK Jemisin. Amazing fantasy/sci-fi.

on the bright side, think of all those unemployed JDs that could finally get work!

Wouldn’t be the first time they lost their heads!