Exactly—coming from a nation where Donald Trump is the front runner for the Republican party, it's pretty hard to see Jeremy Clarkson as much more than just slightly out of touch and insensitive. Britons need to step up their asshole game if Americans are going to take their criticisms of Clarkson seriously.

When I briefly lived in California, I had a similar opinion of In N Out. It's a fast food burger, no better than any other. The natives would act as though I had just spit in their face if I dared mention that, though.

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What do you mean by government nightmare?

I just checked out the FOID form online. It asks for name, address, demographic information, SSN, driver's license number, phone number, and an attached photo. It also asks 11 questions about whether a person has been convicted of a crime or has any addictions or mental issues. A ten dollar fee is required when…

I'd trace it back to Venture Bros. When it's airing every three years or so, it's the best show on television.

It does feature my favorite cameo:

That comment was a little surprising, since what you wrote was perfectly understandable and quite pleasant, aside from a slight tense issue in the second sentence. I didn't even really detect that you weren't a native English speaker.

More like $6.85/gallon. A US gallon is 3.78 litres, as opposed to the British gallon being 4.54 litres.

'“Homosexuals are gay,” Shand told reporters.'

Deceased beer and food expert, Michael "The Beer Hunter" Jackson, with the deceased international pop sensation, Michael Jackson.

I don't know that it's good as the others, but it's worth watching.

Jean Vigo's entire output clocks in at less than three hours, and he's arguably a better filmmaker than just about everyone on this list.

I'd just avoid starting with 3 Women. It's a fantastic movie, but not the best entry point for Altman.

Not To Live and Die in LA?

There's not a lot of consistency in the "do most of their work in America or for an American studio" rule. It seems like they wrote that just to disqualify Hitchcock, and probably Lubitsch as well as Fritz Lang. If you disregard their silent work, they definitely would be "American" directors by that definition.

Von Stroheim is disqualified because he was born in Vienna, unlike von Sternberg, who was born in Vienna.

Budd Boetticher

I'm disappointed that Budd Boetticher didn't get an honorable mention, but I'd be pissed if Baumbach had been mentioned.

I don't think it's possible to under-use Lampanelli. With her, it's either not use, or over-use.