This desperately needs some kind of background environmental audio. The total silence other than dialogue is eerie.

I discovered to my horror the other day that Connections 3 had been moved from my DVD queue to "Unavailable." Thankfully, I had already acquired it by "other means."

Some might say it's because Family Guy is a parody of sitcoms, but I agree with you. It's easier for them to say they're a parody than to have a single original idea. While I agree that it'd be nice for shows to break out of the structures we've become accustomed to, I don't know that Brickleberry would be my go-to…

So Family Guy is somehow too sophisticated?

That couldn't be any more different from my experience, which I'll not detail so as to avoid one of those dick measuring contests you dislike so much.

In your co-worker's defense, Jeff Lynne deserves way more respect than he gets.

"The likelihood of being called out for being wrong or overstepping and being mocked for it is high in such a group—so he avoids that."

I've only had glancing interactions with the GSA. I mostly just use their website to check per diem rates to ensure I get the best hotel and most expensive meals I'm allowed when traveling for work. If I'm gonna be trapped in Sacramento, I expect to eat like a king.

I work with federal and state entities pretty much daily. I can't speak for the whole government, but the USGS, NOAA, NASA, USBR, and USACE do some of the best scientific research in the world.

Unless I'm mistaken, Comcast does have data caps, they just don't enforce it unless you consistently exceed it. I switched to Comcast from Centurylink for that very reason. I was capped at 250 GB with Centurylink, which I think is Comcast's official cap as well. Centurylink, unlike Comcast but like most other large…

There is a pretty enormous difference between encouraging healthy school lunches and veganism. Although he did fail at promoting healthy school lunches. Maybe West Virginia wasn't the best testing ground.

It also revealed that Typhoon's last name is Montalban, which I think was the biggest laugh of the show for me.

"I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole."

The progressive metal concept album isn't enough for you?

Not enough Katee Sackhoff.

I didn't read Henry's "ghost" as any kind of sentimental trope. I think the writers were giving themselves an opportunity to re-use the characters by showing that, as witches, they can exist outside of their bodies. Seeing as how most people don't immediately turn into glowing ashes and dissipate upon death, I think…

I agree that guacamole can be ok, but the tomatoes and lime juice are doing the heavy lifting. On sandwiches, avocado is often used as a replacement for mayonnaise, but sandwich preparers make the same mistake with both products. They put too damn much on the sandwich. A thin layer of mayonnaise is just right, a…

I try to explain this to people all the time. Unfortunately, this insidious fruit is finding its way into every salad and sandwich.

May I have your permission to continue existing?

As a human being being with a modicum of taste and sense, I support your compulsion.