I imagine you hand your hands full making certain 8 1/2 received a proper restoration, what with the lovely Sandra Milo also being featured. I applaud your work, sir.

My apologies! You're 100% correct, of course. As an appreciator of the female form, I should have been more respectful. By the way, are you working on any more releases featuring Claudia Cardinale?

You're correct. The Criterion Collection CEO of Tits was responsible for the release of Ride with the Devil.

Ride with the Devil, if I'm not mistaken. Criterion collection boobs.

Well, I knew what Rodney Dangerfield was saying the first time I heard that in Back to School.

As a poetry fan, I say it's dead. Not as dead as punk, though.

It worked for Pee Wee's Playhouse.

I worked on a project where my company was designing a sluice gate to improve Smelt passage along a river. True story.

Her sister wasn't too bad, either. Coincidentally, Lana Wood's character in Diamonds are Forever was killed by drowning, despite her buoyant charms.

I think you might enjoy Fiddler on the Roof. It's one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen.

Which Karen Black was your least favorite?

"Who talks like that?"

He seems to have preferred to prey on children, but the list of alleged victims spans many age groups. He was a sex fiend of a general sort, not the kind of specialist we're used to. Just an all-around, awful, awful person.

Although prosecution is out the window, there's plenty of evidence to suggest that Jimmy Savile dabbled in necrophilia, but it seems to be overshadowed by his numerous other monstrous crimes. It shows how despicable rape is when necrophilia is the lesser of two evils.

I see that Dr. Hathaway was able to keep those nerds at Pacific Tech on schedule.

Great, then those carrying guns will get to act like bullies. Everybody wins!

Lyndall Hobbs - Back to the Beach. Maybe the funnest movie ever made.

I found it on Amazon.de. You'll need a region-free DVD player and make sure your TV can support PAL. I don't know that it has subtitles.

And that pretty much describes my issue with Tarantino. All characters are either Tarantino in costume or his fantasy of the ideal woman.

No. Signs is a better movie.