Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.
babadookie
babadookie
... from the mouth of a draft dodger
I feel like everyone has that relationship where you look back and are like “what was I thinking?!” and I definitely think that is what she meant not that she was so super young just that she made that decision when she was young and not really thinking it through.
And your back!
I can’t believe I didn’t see the flashing red warning signs before I married my ex. What the hell. I have only just stopped asking myself what is wrong with me, and I’ve been divorced for several years.
I MARRIED a guy who was 3 inches shorter than me. AND he was an asshole. I look back on that marriage just like Nicole Kidman looks back on hers. Like, whaaaaat.
The best comment on her divorce from Cruise was to David Letterman: “Well, I can wear heels now.”
If anyone is unfit, it’s Alicia Machado! Get it?? Because she’s not fit. Because she put on a tremendous amount of weight. Just tremendous. Fat!
I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.
Truly an underrated marinade.
Did they just die from the toxic fumes or had it not been preserved in anything?
Fuckin whhhhhhat.
Yummy chitterlings with formaldehyde flavor!
This one is totally true. The mind control drug is calibrated to drive people into a frenzy of shopping, which is why flu shots are administered shortly before Christmas.
“That’s me haggis!”
OMG me too they were carrying on like it was kiddie porn! I wanted to be like “oh for the love of God unclench those pearls Jackasses!”
No, these Killer Klowns From Outer Space did
I know two gay doctors, neither one of them wears crocs. Very confusing, I don’t know what to believe
The only person I knew who wore crocs was a family friend who was white, straight and christian. Also he was entitled as hell, rude to waitstaff, repeatedly got into road rage incidents and arguments with cops that would have gotten anyone else shot, and he died of a painkiller overdose. (Probably accidental.)