I use a British accent on my cat sometimes, but it doesn’t fool her one bit.
babadookie
babadookie
This is my favorite thing ever because I also live my life mentally scoring every thing that happens to me.
i call them poop campers!
Such a relief when there’s music. Even if it’s quite soft, it makes an enormous difference.
Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…
I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.
I’m also worried at what OP’s nose looks like exactly.
huma.
I’d be more worried about what your daughter currently identifies as a “nose”.
Nextflix and rage.
So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.
MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE
He’s a 35 year old British man—they are famous for being undemonstrative and unemotional.
More specifically he’s a 35 year old British man who went to an elite single sex boarding school from the age of 13. He’s awkwardness is real.
Why is it so fucking common that the guy has some hurdle in his life and he kills the people he should be loving and protecting? It wouldn't ever occur to me to kill my family because I lost a job, or money is tight, or my husband left, or a thousand other crappy week items.
Over 30 years ago my college roommate would lock me out to be with her loser boyfriend. Still mad 30 years later. That is so not cool. Your screwing shouldn’t effect my life in any way.
Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…