20 years later and I’m still waiting for that Fifth Element invention. Instead I’ll probably have to settle for Homer’s shotgun makeup applicator

I can forgive the Hound for that because he made up for it by saving Tormund. I was momentarily losing my shit thinking he was a goner and my dreams of giant babies with Brienne were dashed.

Okay so what about the business owners? They fired the guy like everyone wanted. They didn’t want the bad press. But they are still dealing with negative reviews and low ratings because of this ONE guy. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Even if they brought down a cart full of spooky undead to show her the seriousness of the situation, Cersei still wouldn’t give a shit. Not her problem. Fuck the North. Y’all on your own.

I had a coupon for a free carton. Tried the salted caramel. Waaaay too sweet but it’s still pretty good. Wish I had picked the oatmeal cookie one instead.  

I like to image her living a Gilligan’s Island style life with Fred Noonan. They didn’t want to be found because they found each other. SWOOOON

This is as stupid as the three breasted woman. Who believes this shit?

He’s just SO soft looking. Like a pre-pubescent teen who hasn’t experienced acne and facial hair yet.

Does anyone still watch re-runs of Home Improvement? Now that I’m older watching it I get the vibe that Tim Taylor constantly cheats on Jill and is terribly afraid one of his sons will be gay.

How about a Dove bottle that doesn’t slip out of my hands when I’m trying to squeeze soap out

They’re awfully chipper after being stranded on a muggy swamp ass island without sleep or a shower.

How else were they going to cure Jamie of his chronic sea-sickness with all of this continent hopping they do?

That’s what I’m doing in September. I don’t want Comcast knowing I can afford that extra $9 a month for Starz.

Oh yea, I definitely recommend the books. There’s a never ending supply of sexy time. Claire and Jamie are always banging away like a new couple. But by the end of 4th book I was SO burned out by this family. Always finding themselves in some kind of life or death pickle. I may start the 5th book later this year…

How far ahead in spoilers? I finished the 4th book and I’m taking a long break from them.

Makes me almost glad I pay $7 for a tube of Tom’s with the screw cap that I drop every time I use it. Also, stop being slobs.

Glad to see that United is willing to barter with customers. If I’m ever on a flight that needs volunteers to give up their seat I’ll wait for that $800 and free hotel offer. That’s amazing.

For real. Aluminum chairs, paint, glass, glue, drapes, and Hilde supplied the artwork over the fireplace by photographing her body.

I’m sorry I couldn’t find a bigger picture but this room has always angered me