I have paid sick days but if I use it I lose points during my annual performance appraisal for taking said sick day.

I’ve done a text dump twice. After 6 weeks of dating and after 6 months of casual dating. I REALLY did not want to see them again just to tell them I’m breaking it off. I was also once ghosted after 4 months.

I thought I read it was because the employee left the baby in a car seat to sleep. His head flopped over and his airway was constricted. I hope I’m not confusing it with another infant death.

Smart. I always sleep on the side closes to the door because I need to pee like 4 times a night.

Are his assistants also Scientologist? They’re probably afraid of being sent to that hotbox shed in the middle of nowhere doing back breaking manual labor to atone for a past Scientology faux pas.

Improvised cat ears

His character always breaks my heart. When he’s up in life, something (usually a foolish decision on his part) always brings him down HARD. Beaten and robbed of his casino winnings in the first season and now he’s beaten and robbed of his wrist band trying to help a stranded motorist.

Shakespeare couldn’t have wrote a better story

She probably would have been yelled at if she didn’t fix her dress. Why does anyone become a celebrity assistant? They’re like a modern day Renfield.

When I think tantrums and meltdowns, I think 2-4 year olds. Can they even read this chair? What’s the point other than it being a dumb Pinterest idea for Ugg wearing, chevron patterned moms?

I was kind of bummed they left out the crawling scene they were showing in the trailer. Ah well...

Porch light on is still the universal sign.

Do you ever see a movie alone? It’s quite nice. No getting there late. No scrambling around looking for two or more seats together. No waiting on them to get their overpriced food/drinks. And the best part, nobody whispering to you asking what just happened because they’re texting!

Weren’t they peanut butter flavored? I always liked those. The old people always passed them out. Sometimes you’d get that old lady that would tape 5 pennies together in a stack and pass those out.

Has anyone had an extreme decrease in the number of kids that come to your door? All these ‘Trunk-Or-Treat’ events that churches and schools do the weeks before Halloween have decimated my numbers. I used to get atleast 200 kids, last year two years I had maybe 20 and shit ton of candy leftover. Half the houses on my…

Mr. Marbles?

I could understand the vaccinating scene. She lost her son due to a kidnapping that was out of her control. This mom purposely put her kid in danger of deadly diseases by not vaccinating and was quite flippant about his measles. Dr. Chole was frustrated that a parent would take their child and their health for granted…

Thank you so much. It will get me through the next few days.

I’m the same way but mostly due to my irrational fear of bedbugs in the seats.

I’m going to see it Sunday just for this scene alone