Just one word: Fargo.

Needs either Mozart or Slayer soundtrack.

1. Place door on front.

Add this to a castle built next to a big open quarry pit and some cattle gates/chutes...and you’ve solved the zombie problem when the zombie apocalypse hits. Live in the castle, herd the zombies into the grinder, and fill up the quarry with the leftover zombie slurry. Grind up hordes by the hundreds of thousands at a…

The family would like a word with you about employment opportunities.

On the bright side the frequent stops to charge will force the truckers to get some rest so they are not running themselves ragged. Also, trains, we should use trains more. I fucking love trains.

Been there, done that.

I used to work for a scrap metals recycler that had one of these machines. They fed the beast all day long, for 8 hours a day. The most fun? Occasionally a propane cylinder or fuel tank that had not been properly pre-processed (eg bored out and de-gassed) went into the machine. Since the hammers are several hundred…

Well self driving EVs would certainly reduce emissions (not to mention costs) in trucking.

That is pretty scary - please only use your terrible destructive power on PT Cruisers

I’ve always thought that this would be the ultimate zombie-extermination tool. Put some bait on a platform, a couple ramps leading up that have holes in them leading into these shredders, and you’ve got a fully automated zombie-mulching factory. Screw shooting them all in the head, just let them fall into giant…

Pretty sure there’s a similar machine used in making hot dogs that can do this to whole cows, sheep and pigeons.

NOOOOO! PUT THEM TO GOOD USE LIKE I DID!!!!

It knocked the sleeves out of the block!

I want this beast so bad. And I want to buy countless junk cars to feed it. And I want a crane to put the junk cars into it. And I want a vacant 10 acre lot to do it in. Then I want a blast furnace so I can take the scrap and cast it into new, fun things to crush with my new destruction farm. Anyone wanna go in with…

Yes, but can it julienne fries?

I want to see some redneck lumberjack try to logroll that thing.

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