Not that easy on a two lane road...

Accidents happen with or without lane splitting. Your experience is nothing more than anecdotal evidence.

If lane splitting were ever to become law here in Ohio there’s no way I’d ever do it. It’s bad enough trusting the average idiot Ohio driver not to kill me when I’m in my own lane, you think I’m going to trust them when I’m between lanes? No. Fucking. Way.

My clutch is broken so I can’t do any paradigm shifts right now.

Absolutely fucking BRILLIANT!!! Teh Internetz are yours!

You’re assuming that this happens on multi-lane roads. More often than not it happens on two lane roads, so that’s not an option.

Yep. Kinda hard to have any sympathy for the goofs that fall for this crap.

No hatch. Just no.

I have a coupon for Lenscrafters you can use...

And the panel those gauges are mounted in is sloped.

Nice!

Gawddamned right!

When I get tailgated I just slow down, and if they don’t get the hint I go slower, and slower, and slower, well, you get the picture.

I flip ‘em off and smile. Fuq ‘em.

Way too rough, CP. Too bad though, could be a cool car if it wasn’t so whipped.

Or worse, another Camry.

I usually respond “Dunno, don’ care”.

And let’s not forget the ones that start the conversation with “I had a friend/cousin/coworker/etc” die in a motorcycle crash. Those types must be the life of the party...

With that response, yes, you are trolling. Get a life, loser.

At least around here the cops will laugh and do nothing. They’ve got better things to do, like eat donuts.