I was a smug asshole before I learned to drive stick :) .

What dafuq is THIS?!?!?

When a good number of the crimes FIFA is being accused of occur on US soil then I’m all for us investigating them. Unless you’re OK with it?

So much win...

Are you sure that wasn’t the real Algore?

Cleveland has a former mayor that owns a $1.5 mil alpaca farm in east-central Ohio... and it’s widely known that United Airlines paid for it with kickbacks. United then built a $20 mil plus (IIRC) terminal at CLE which now stands empty... And that’s just one little story of corruption...

I see you missed the point of that scene...

Not even close. I’m guessing you don’t own one.

Uh, what??? American cars GARISH??? I suggest Lenscrafters... and if you truly want to see garish, just look at Nissan, the one and only king of garish.

C4’s a damn sight more reliable than a 944... just sayin’.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!

“Here’s my credit card, call me when the car’s done”.

I’ll bet you’re just the life of the party...

Gonna take an awful lot of burger flipping to pay for all that damage...

“Needs more cowbell” shall be replaced with “Needs more slide whistle”.

I don’t know, “Die Another Day” Brosnan’s awful hard to watch.

‘93 Caddy grille?

I vote “damn lie”.

Brown in a previous life?

One trip to the dealer... :D