I’ll bet you’re just the life of the party...

Gonna take an awful lot of burger flipping to pay for all that damage...

“Needs more cowbell” shall be replaced with “Needs more slide whistle”.

I don’t know, “Die Another Day” Brosnan’s awful hard to watch.

‘93 Caddy grille?

I vote “damn lie”.

Brown in a previous life?

One trip to the dealer... :D

After I got my license my mom gave me the Pinto :) . Had a blast beating that poor little car.

I disagree. Because Red Mazda6.

America sucks. Because wagon hatred.

Much fapping.

Uh, EVRYBODY does that, and have been doing that for, like, decades.

That would be fucking ORGASMIC!!!

I don’t want or need any of that shit in my vehicle. Now get off my lawn.

Highly unlikely there’s a 350 under than hood. Most likely it’s powered by a milquetoast 260 boat anchor.

Yep.

You think the leftover $13k would have lasted long? Silly man...

Ranger is always the answer.

Good for him :)