He should have his ass kicked if he drives it in the winter. Just sayin’...

No drive-thrus for you!!!

Or a bunch of squids popping wheelies in front of a bunch of zit-faced teens.

Sporty compared to what? A cardboard box?

There was a reason for that you know. Sheesh... give it up already.

A tad nitpicky, eh?

Looks like someone already did.

Great for hiding major rust.

About 10 years ago I saw an ‘02 Explorer 4.L SOHC that went 51k miles without an oil change. Still ran on three cylinders, but oh, what a racket that poor engine made!

Years ago we had a customer drop off here totally trashed Contour and we found a mummified cat under the garbage on the back floor.

So much This.

Not really. After all, they were McDonalds cheeseburgers...

I always though the ‘90s Camaro rather resembled a suppository...

GM took a gawdawful fugly instrument panel and managed to make it gawdawful fuglier. Congrats, GM, that takes talent.

Let’s just lower this a little more...

Not just “No” but “FUCK NO”!!! I had two of those turds try to kill me back in the day (both belonged to friends). Drove each car a couple of times, and both cars had their hoods fly open at speed. I think they could feel my seething hatred for them.

In brown?

This. I had one in an ‘80 AMC Concord wagon. Stick, no air, pale yellow. Damn thing was good for 32 on the highway. Car almost made it to 200k.

Set yourself free, admit your love!!! Stop hiding :) !!!

Nice.