Clearly, we learned nothing in the summer of 2008, when gas was twice as expensive as it is now.

Oh god if only.

It’s going to be fine. He’s going to set up a blind trust where his kids run his business and are also privy to top-secret information and also will serve as political advisors. Oh, and they’ll promote their own products throughout the presidency.

“This is not normal” is chosen very specifically to reject normalization of Trump’s behavior and actions. Your correction is bad because it normalizes his behavior.

That will always stick with me: How Trump’s followers completely ignored the fact that almost everything they accused Hillary of Trump was equally guilty of... and then some.

The number of conflicts of interests he already has, added to the number he’s purposefully creating, is staggering.

Good. This family has never felt push back in their entire lives. Welcome to the real world, assholes.

Dear god, his face. 11/10 would heckle.

Has anyone ever seen him out in the sun? What about eating Garlic?

If we lived in a comicbook movie I would expect Eric and Blade to fight on the balcony of some sort of giant gilded tower with his name on it at night for control of the vampire god.

Awesome.

I’m stone cold sober and this makes me ecstatic.

These are good teens.

Teens, make this your cause.

I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

nah

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

How many inches does it add? (This is why people drive them here in the suburbs, I assume.)

Yeah, but ... also before or after you drive there with your spouse, and three other passengers, and a trunkload of shit. Look, it’s an apples to oranges comparison, but you have to admit, the fact that the Tesla’s even getting compared to the 911 Turbo S is pretty astonishing.

I’m actually impressed with Alex’s ability to stay calm in all of this. Two rules I learned when I grew up in a now open-carry state: “You can’t reason with the unreasonable” and “Assume they have a gun.” This is exactly how you act in this situation when confronted. Keep calm and keep your friends calm.