And then he got his mother’s hair...

It’s complicated. They were surprised Hillary lost, so first they had to RETURN the “Dummys Guide to Starting a TV Station”. Then they found out that Hooked on Phonics is all cyber based now. Sure cyber has speed, but it’s as deadly as Muslims or Mexican immigrants. Then the books were on back order. He finally got…

He’s not even president and he’s already golfing, loser.

I have a brother-in-law who styles men for a living. Quite a few of his regular clients are dowdy white business men. In the last year he said everyone of them have confessed a terror of looking as unprofessional as Cheetolini. One guy threw out his entire wardrobe of slacks because he realized they gave him…

We’re literally right around the corner from Doctors being allowed to simply not operate or give life-saving treatment to a patient because that patient happens to be someone the doctor doesn’t like.

That corny ass dance was more embarrassing than being discovered lip syncing.

And that is some corny ass choreography.

Oh my lard I am laughing anew, there are MEN lurking behind her feather arch, men waiting to fan her. This is bacon-flavored cheese whiz straight outta the can.

Exactly. This is an important point. Trump looks awful (in those expensive fucking Brioni suits) not because he’s a fat, but because he has no taste and even less sense. He could afford excellent tailoring, obviously. And excellent tailoring can make anyone look good. But literally everything he does—including getting…

Maybe they should makes some rules about people tweeting from the White House.

They’d have plausible deniability if they hadn’t said “this” Christmas heralds the coming of a new King.

Granted, I haven’t read scripture in a while...but this new Jesus seems...well...different than I remember.

I don’t see how this is a question. It’s not even veiled.

I’ve always worried about two groups: those that lurch from long-term relationship to another repeatedly, with zero break; and those who clearly date people they don’t really like.

I googled to find the video clip and wandered by mistake onto some right-wing site, where I got my only laugh of the evening in the commentary:

And one can be fat and still wear a suit well. For example, our biggest president.

I love a doctor with a fatalistic approach to health care. “If he dies, he dies! What do you want me to do about it?”

So Surgeon General Bornstein now that the ACA and Medicaid has been repealed what advice do you have for impoverished parents whose children no longer have access to health care?

I think he should be the only practitioner for Trump, Pence, and the entire cabinet.