Tiffany Trump = Meg Griffin

They’re the assholes that have “Live Laugh Love” signs in their white washed kitchens. Along with light stained cabinets and granite countertops. They have a formal dining room that is rarely used but always has a table setting that goes along with whatever season it is. They give you gift cards to Barnes and Noble*

It’s as if there was some sort of large-scale industrial accident involving hydrogen peroxide before the rally began!

I know he isn’t popular in these parts but I think Trevor Noah just did a really good segment on basically how to deal with this - especially at the end of this segment. you have to talk to these people like toddlers. not in a mean way - but in a “explain yourself” way. don’t argue, just question them into oblivion. I…

I have a fascinating idea for a series called “Public Library”. Episode 1: a librarian with two advanced degrees is required to clean shit off the reading room chairs after management outsources the cleaning staff. Episode two: A staff member spend six months getting HIV tests after she breaks up two homeless men…