Harley? 

Jesus Christ can Deadspin please find someone else to talk about MLS? Someone who acknowledges the domestic league doesn’t have a 100 year headstart? Someone who has the self-awareness to recognize whining about rich people starting teams in MLS while pumping up the euro leagues is a trash take? Sorry the MLS isn’t…

We can’t let them in. No room. Full. We’ve got nowhere to put them. If a judge tells you to let them in, say sorry judge, I just don’t have the space. We are full to the top.

But Tiger is none of the things that you listed there. He stepped out on his wife and while not the best look, it's not even close to any of those things you're relating him to.  I have a feeling that his biggest sin in your eyes is the color of his skin.  Fuck Off. 

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

Because he didn’t do anything to me. Go polish your halo somewhere else

This is a great anecdote. For all of his many, many faults, he does seem like a pretty decent guy in the golfing community.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

You lost me at “engineer.”

“making a call to our web team.”

I’ve heard the Mulsanne is pretty good for getting away after a bank robbery. Just watch out for the Albanian rozzers.

This take is so tired and lazy.

You’re gonna hurt people's feelings

Aren’t all the results scripted? 

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

I won’t argue attention to detail or even whether or not it’s special, but the C8's styling has never appealed to me.

It’s difficult to be impressive when you’re driving a Sauber, honestly, but to his credit he scored four times as many points as his teammate in 2018 (Marcus Ericsson).

Last week you were ready to write off the entire season after just one race...maybe you should consider mood stabilizers?