7 years. 55,000 miles. I should really get a Tesla or something so the red-nosed lightning frogs have a chance of making it to the next millennium but I seem to have a somewhat sideways view of things. 

Was the video guy HOLDING his phone while driving in city traffic (instead of getting a dash cam)?

Goddamn vampires! Get off my lawn and take your lochness monstercar with you.

What was your best experience at a proctologist?

We were promised flying cars and all we get is glowing wheels?!?

You don’t need to peel the garlic if you have a good press.

The NSX is not good looking.

Technically a Power Forward ...

Sup?

Did he catch this from Simmons? Cos he was shooting just fine before they started sharing a locker room.

When you’re Lance, life is literally a Stroll in the park.

Nice try sneaking in a frigging Fallout 76 plug.

It’s probably a half-done “AI”algorithm using machine learning for text mining and textual pattern recognition.

Posh (Spice) consulted with JLR on the previous model

See through hood eh? I guess this one was designed by Gaga instead of Posh.

As a brown (south Asian) person who grew up with 100 million aunts (we say “An-tea” or “Ahn-tea” depending on social level) and uncles, I can so relate ...

He seemed nice on “Fresh Air” with Terry Gross.

Nothing wrong with this at all.

But he said “real talk” ... so, it must be legit.

If it’s good enough for the Matrix ...